yayasmeen:

itsbetterthananal:

the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here

THE ACCURACY

(via lovesongslie)


Gus talking to Hazel about protected sex..

itsagifnotagif:

It’s a metaphor, see: You put the baby making thing right in you, but you don’t give it the power to do its baby making…

(via a-few-missing-pieces)


the-time-goddess-of-221b:

pandaofmanyfandoms:

I CANT BREATHE

This whole movie was one giant pun

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)


itsstuckyinmyhead:

British Tumblr Posts photoset #2

Want to see more country Photosets?

American Photoset #1 

(via reasonsyourcashierhatesyou)


becquerel-fahrenheit:

unamusedsloth:

Well, at least the day can’t get any worse.

It can if all of these happen to you in one day

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)


rabioheab:

calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 

(via pizza)


gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

image

(via pizza)



buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

image

(via ifyoulaugh)